THE GREAT AFRICAN SAFARI

The African safari...

On baked land, paying thousand Krugerand...

Sitting in an open jeep which smelled of New Zealand sheep...

The hot sun dazzled while we waited bamboozled...

The lion, elephant, the cheetah,

The hippo, the rhino, never did come...

Our tour guide rambled while I dreamt of eggs scrambled..

Our African safari cross the Kalahari...

The Tour guide shone his teeth in all our clicks..

He opened his mouth as big as the hippo

He leapt like a cheetah

While, I slept like a lion…

Perspiration flowed like the Nile...

The great African safari worth a hundred rand..

All we saw was miles of sand...